Posted 3 days ago

Found at a thrift store in Brooklyn. Post it reads “Jesus, your pimp have is too strong. Settle down.” No, I didn’t write it. #goingtohell #sacrilarious #praisethepimp

Posted 1 week ago

That time pace ROYALLY screwed up my name and never fixed it -_- #nametroubles #paceproblems #senioryear

Posted 1 week ago

This would happen to me :/ #sohungry #hotellife #novend

Posted 2 weeks ago

That moment when a guest asks you to run an errand and get him this: #hotellife #awkward

Posted 2 weeks ago

Seeing as it’s October, time for a Halloween throwback! #tbt #riddlemethis #batman #fresmanyear

Posted 2 weeks ago

You can be my wingman. #dangerzone #topgun #kennyloggins (at Liam’s)

Posted 2 weeks ago

Ugh…. How is it possible to feel so lonely in a city of eight million people?

Posted 2 weeks ago

When in doubt, pinky out. #teatime #teaisfortom #coldremedy

Posted 3 weeks ago

Party dog! #hairofthedog #dogweiser #herbie

Posted 3 weeks ago

Last black 47 show at connollys with the old man. (at Connolly’s)