Posted 1 day ago

Throwback to the time I tried to Vermont and the bugs thought my face was delicious #tbt

Posted 4 days ago

WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS, MR PRESIDENT??? #newjob #uniform #legit #feelingbadass

Posted 6 days ago

The most passive aggressive way of saying, “are you seriously making us put directions on a moist towelette packet? Are you that stupid that you can’t figure it out on your own?”

Posted 1 week ago

SHARKNADO!!!!! (at Brooklyn Bridge Park)

Posted 1 week ago

Cause I live an breathe that Philadelphia freedom! #Philly #summer

Posted 2 weeks ago

CRANBERRY!!!

Posted 2 weeks ago

America, fuck yeah! #centralpark #America #newyork (at The Great Lawn)

Posted 2 weeks ago

Enjoying some music in the park! #centralpark #newyork #philharmonic #summerinthecity (at The Great Lawn)

Posted 2 weeks ago

First time at Prospect Park. Don’t even feel like I’m in New York. #brooklyn (at Prospect Park)

Posted 2 weeks ago

Never gonna be this close to the field ever again. #congratsmurphy #gomets #nowstalgia #ballgame (at Citifield - Mets Stadium)